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My name is Liz. I need direction. I overuse commas, my house is a mess, my hair needs a trim and I have no marketable skills: It's fun here, you'll see!
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August 7th, 2009
Giraffes Are Weird
Observe the majestic silhouette of the giraffe against the noon sun.
Hey guys. I’m Eddy. ‘Sup?
Note the way the graceful giraffe’s eyes completely glaze over when presented with food. Also notice the beautiful curvature of the giraffe’s lips as they grasp delicately at its midday meal.
Gllllerrrrrrrrrrrrr….
And also notice the way–

Hey! You makin’ fun of me?!
Oops. Sorry Eddy.
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OB. SESSED. I cannot stop eating these things. They're baked snap peas and they are frighteningly addictive.

The way I eat them, I am probably totally cancelling out the health. But, I don't actually care.
Go buy and eat them. (Please note: They are not sponsoring this blog.) (But totally should be.)
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