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August 7th, 2009

Giraffes Are Weird

Observe the majestic silhouette of the giraffe against the noon sun.

Hey guys. I’m Eddy. ‘Sup?

Note the way the graceful giraffe’s eyes completely glaze over when presented with food. Also notice the beautiful curvature of the giraffe’s lips as they grasp delicately at its midday meal.


And also notice the way–

Hey! You makin’ fun of me?!

Oops. Sorry Eddy.

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