While driving through Marysville in Washington, I passed a local restaurant with a sign advertising an excellent dinner value. Steak and prawns for two just $25! Wow!

But hold on a minute. Something about the fine print here is a tad befuddling.

Choice of beer, wine or pie? What?

See, while I find it puzzling that the establishment seems to be forcing the diner to choose between getting drunk or getting dessert, I find it even more puzzling that the establishment seems to think there is even a remote possibility anyone is going to turn down pie. That’s just unheard of where I come from.

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