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July 8th, 2009

Career Opportunity

There comes a time in every man’s life when he needs to start searching for a mate. Someone to spend forever with, to love, and to respect. But, as life becomes more fast-paced, the traditional methods of courtship continue to fade into the background, leaving online-dating as a much more practical way to meet new people. It appears, though, that some men are even too busy to do their own online dating. When that happens, they turn to Craigslist to enlist assistance. I encountered this one yesterday during my hunt for jobs:

Translation: “Hey, dude. I’ll give you six bucks every time you use your superior verbal skills to get me some trim.” Or, put more simply, “You do the talkin’, I’ll do the bangin’.”

Correct me if I’m wrong, but there is no way this guy is looking for a life partner. He’s trying to get his iron is as many fires as possible without doing any of the work. This guy can’t even be bothered to use his own time to scam women into sex. This is low, even for the modern sleaze-bag. Plus, who is this guy if he can afford to hire minions? Heck, I can’t even afford to buy dinner half the time.

I guess what I’m really trying to say is, should I apply for this?

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