Ee-Gah!! The HORROR!
Oh, Ha Ha. Laugh it up. I’m not kidding. I’m scared of him. Squirrels are supposed to be skittish and run away when they see someone coming. This little jerk comes barreling toward me every morning!
At first I felt very Snow White. But it stopped being whimsical as soon as he got 7 inches from my feet, and images of a squirrel attaching itself to my throat began dancing through my head.
I did not use the zoom for this last photo. He was really this close. And today, I found out that he has also been harassing my coworkers. He’s out for blood, this rodent.
That or he is filled with love and wants to spread his message of joy and caring to all.
In any case, I’d like to have him removed.
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May I ask what name this beast has?
Bamin
Have you found a chipmunk head on your car yet? That’s stage 2. Worry when it gets to stage 2.
I had a freaky chipmunk that used to hang outside my classroom’s emergency door for a while. We started calling him ‘Chippy’ and the kids left popcorn and pretzels and sunflower seeds from their lunches outside the door for him. Ran into one of those kids recently….serving me at the local Chinese restaurant. Now, I taught this kid to read, do Math, express herself correctly and to love learning. What does she remember most about my class? The stupid chipmunk. Geez.
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