‘Sup? 
My name is Liz. I need direction. I overuse commas, my house is a mess, my hair needs a trim and I have no marketable skills: It's fun here, you'll see!
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February 5th, 2009
Here’s what happened…
David Malloy and I went outside to get some fresh air and enjoy the rain. I guess we are both feeling insecure, because this was the bulk of our conversation:
Me: Do I look okay? It’s a new shirt.
David: (Pulls out his camera phone). Yes, I said that already. Didn’t I? (Snaps a photo, shows me)
Me: Do I look terrible?
David: Do I look like a wolfman?
Me: In a good way, though. (Looking at the photo again.) Oh! My shoulder pads- are they too much? I think-
David: Am I balding!?
Does anyone know a good life coach?
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OB. SESSED. I cannot stop eating these things. They're baked snap peas and they are frighteningly addictive.
The way I eat them, I am probably totally cancelling out the health. But, I don't actually care.
Go buy and eat them. (Please note: They are not sponsoring this blog.) (But totally should be.)
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A life coach might remove the insanity and make the two of you not quite as funny as you are. Stay AWAY! LOL You totally make my day sometimes. : ) And the shoulder pads are NOT too much.
I’ve never really understood why women wear shoulder pads. Are they subject to shoulder menstruation that I’m unaware of?