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My name is Liz. I need direction. I overuse commas, my house is a mess, my hair needs a trim and I have no marketable skills: It's fun here, you'll see!
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February 11th, 2009
Feldman Had Another Dream
During a conversation online this morning, my good friend Feldman told me about one of this dreams last night:
“I did have an interesting dream. It involved your family. I was back at [Occidental College], living in Haines [residence hall] and you and your parents were visiting me. For some reason Haines was on upper campus near one of the fields and I was trying to guide you to the dorm and telling you where to park. And for an Oxy grad, you really sucked at following my directions.
But I eventually got you into the parking space that I had my eyes set on so you and your parents got out and we said hi, but you looked weird.
Because you were Ellen Degeneres.”
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OB. SESSED. I cannot stop eating these things. They're baked snap peas and they are frighteningly addictive.
The way I eat them, I am probably totally cancelling out the health. But, I don't actually care.
Go buy and eat them. (Please note: They are not sponsoring this blog.) (But totally should be.)
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This is what nightmares are made of