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My name is Liz. I need direction. I overuse commas. My house is a mess, my hair needs a trim and I have no marketable skills: It’s fun here, you’ll see!

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July 6th, 2011

Cookies!

Don’t you love how the internet remembers things for you? Isn’t it nice that you don’t have to remember your password every time you want to remove a Woody Allen movie from your Netflix queue? Don’t you love that you can transfer hundreds of thousands of dollars of someone else’s money into your account, just by using the library computer they forgot to log out of?* How great is it that the internet remembers sites you’ve visited, things you’ve said and crap you’ve bought so that sites can show you customized advertisements?

Yeah, I don’t like that either. Except for when Facebook tries to do it. Because their Robot Ad Team has no idea what’s going on. Evidence:

 

How is this ad relevant to me? How is this ad relevant to ANYONE?

 

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*Listen, I don’t know why someone who has that kind of money is using the computer at the local library. Quit looking the gift horse in the mouth, would you?

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