(Note: I’m running on fumes here, which may explain the silliness of this post.)

According to my JPL Asteroid widget, today, an asteroid the size of a jumbo jet is passing by the earth. And when I say “passing by,” I mean over one million miles away.

Wow. Diss.

It’s like that stupid rock wants nothing to do with us. To commemorate the occasion, I have designed this T-shirt:

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