I am going to my parents’ house to watch the Oscars AND I am going to lose five whole dollars this weekend!

I bet five bucks in the office Oscar pool and my strategy was to basically just throw some ink around on the paper and hope it goes well. I have only seen about three movies in the running, and I’m always a poor judge of what the academy will select. The only things I am sure of are A) If Terry Gilliam doesn’t win for art direction, I will have an actual fit. B) I am 84% certain that I am going to be having an actual fit.

But I can’t get too upset, though, because the sting of both losses will be soothed by meat. No, seriously- my dad is making pastrami. AND he’s a doctor. So it should be Prescription Strength Soothing Pastrami.

Have a simply super weekend!

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