Comments on: Here’s A Tip, Spam http://theproductivecough.com/2010/01/heres-a-tip-spam/ Featuring: Rants! Art! Food! Things! Thu, 03 May 2012 07:37:18 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: ShawnC http://theproductivecough.com/2010/01/heres-a-tip-spam/comment-page-1/#comment-1537 ShawnC Wed, 27 Jan 2010 21:48:56 +0000 http://theproductivecough.com/?p=1499#comment-1537 This may be one of those three-headed women I've read about in the circus publications I subscribe to. Well, do let her down gently. Saw your "fornicate like a macho" subject line too. Too hilarious. I had an enhancement/Viagra subject line recently that was pure poetry. It read thusly: "Energy to tear her ham wallet." Somewhere, Yeats is smiling. This may be one of those three-headed women I’ve read about in the circus publications I subscribe to. Well, do let her down gently.

Saw your “fornicate like a macho” subject line too. Too hilarious. I had an enhancement/Viagra subject line recently that was pure poetry. It read thusly: “Energy to tear her ham wallet.” Somewhere, Yeats is smiling.

]]> By: Gene Taylor http://theproductivecough.com/2010/01/heres-a-tip-spam/comment-page-1/#comment-1533 Gene Taylor Wed, 27 Jan 2010 16:09:35 +0000 http://theproductivecough.com/?p=1499#comment-1533 You should e-mail Lacy/Mary/Claudine and tell "her" that though you are not interested in the e-bay proposition, would it be all right if you just send "her" $100 as a gift because you appreciate the offer. See how long it takes to get a reply and then enjoy the subsequent song-and-dance that's sure to follow when you ignore any further correspondence from this person. You should e-mail Lacy/Mary/Claudine and tell “her” that though you are not interested in the e-bay proposition, would it be all right if you just send “her” $100 as a gift because you appreciate the offer. See how long it takes to get a reply and then enjoy the subsequent song-and-dance that’s sure to follow when you ignore any further correspondence from this person.

]]> By: Chris http://theproductivecough.com/2010/01/heres-a-tip-spam/comment-page-1/#comment-1530 Chris Wed, 27 Jan 2010 03:32:43 +0000 http://theproductivecough.com/?p=1499#comment-1530 Personally, I prefer spam that is actually addressed to someone other than me. Something like, Dear Fran, I want to tell you about the pill that saved my marriage. Especially since all those emails come to an address that has my actual name in it. Personally, I prefer spam that is actually addressed to someone other than me. Something like, Dear Fran, I want to tell you about the pill that saved my marriage. Especially since all those emails come to an address that has my actual name in it.

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