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July 29th, 2009

On Being Taken Seriously

I like to goof around as much as the next guy (maybe even more), but some times you want to be taken seriously. Here are some tips, all from things I’ve seen today, of how to be taken seriously:

-Don’t yell at your kid for saying you’re “mean” while you’re wearing a cap that says “Grumpy”

-Don’t wear a black thong under your white linen pants

-Don’t tailgate me for six miles and then honk at me for stopping at an intersection to let some kids cross

-Don’t showcase your cameltoe!

-Don’t take the leggy blonde who was in the back of your squad car out to lunch (Cops only)

-Don’t say you’re a vegetarian, except for you eat chicken sometimes

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