June 10th, 2009
Please Send $$
Just to illustrate how these hard economic times have affected me, please notice the desperate slipper situation I am in.
Sure they look normal, if a little bit worn out. But watch:
So please, call today to donate to the Productive Cough Slipper Fund. My feet will be forever in your debt.














Aww…you poor soul. Send me your size, favorite color and snail mail address. Princess and I have been looking for a knitting project.