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May 1st, 2009 Friday Fact! According the Wildlife Encounters section of the Bolder, Colorado website, “If you decide to trap a skunk, you must destroy the animal.”
Destroy? I thought that was a term reserved for missions requiring fighter jets and missiles. Shows what I know.
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Maybe the Wildlife Department committed a crime and the skunks are evidence.
I think they mean that “DESTROY!!” is a nicer way of saying “kill,” but I don’t know why people think that.
It’s like when a kid asked my 4th grade teacher what “slaughter” meant, and she said it was a nicer way of saying kill. I didn’t believe her then, and I certainly don’t now.