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January 25th, 2007

Some Google Image Search FunFacts:

– As of 5:30 pm, January 25, 2007, there are over 21,000 pictures of fruit salad.

– When you search “Jorfe” you get this fellow: He wants to hold you. Be not afraid.

– Surprisingly, the term “Ghetto Walnut” only yields 8 photos. None of them are of actual walnuts.

– Something that also yields 8 photos? “Goat Lolly.”

– Searching the term “Help Help” yields a still from “Monty Python & The Holy Grail

– I googled the name “Bart Scholtens” thinking I would find nothing. Turns out, Bart Scholtens plays the saxaphone and appears to be popular in Germany.

– Ladies, may I present to you, the very eligible Bill Kunkel:

– For a good time, google “Lamprey.”

-“Yuyuyu” yields over 1,000 images.

– If you type in “Sooksin Mit” it yields nothing, and helpfully asks if you meant “Sooksan Mit.”

– If you search for “Sooksan Mit,” it once again yields nothing.

Thank you.

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