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October 13th, 2006 A Tale of Woe Today, a man who had just climbed out of a septic tank used my pen.
That is all.
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Well that’s rude. If he was trained in human decency he would have offered you the pu-pu platter.
But, would you have allowed him the use of your lipstick?
But, would you have allowed him the use of your lipstick?