– Bill Stewart=Best drummer of all time. His playing is so tasty!!
Dig this fantastic picture of the boy.
He’s from Iowa- and yet, much to the surprise of James Brown, still remains funky. (Check out Larry Goldings’ tune “Funk in Iowa,” by the way.)

— It is unbelievable how much red tape is involved with the phones at work. I’m trying to get a line added to my phone and I have been trying to do that for a week. I don’t get it.

— Sometimes, all I really want is a fun-sized Mr. Goodbar.

— Christy Ciniglio is one of the most brilliant people on the earth. She likes names that revolve around “Phil.”

— Today, two guys who work in my office got in an argument about the cheese. You see, our employer provides food- one of the PAs goes to the store each Monday and stocks the kitchen. Then, when we all have lunch, we don’t have to leave, we can stay here and be slaves to the our phones. It’s a very clever plan on their part. It looks like a perk, but it’s really a trick to get us to stay here. Anyway, one of these guys loves cheese. The other guy “needs” cheese because he is doing that whole “protein” thing. Apparently Mr. Protein ‘hid’ the cheese as a joke. And Mr. Other Guy got angry. Anyway, they ended up yelling at each other for like 10 minutes about this whole cheese situation. It was violent. Other Guy threatened Protein Face and Protein Face called Other Guy a “fucker” and then more swearing happened. Boy. It was great. I’m just glad that Dr. Spencer Johnson wrote a book about this type of event. Otherwise, I wouldn’t know what to do.

That’s about it people. It’s well past Going Home Time. But I’m still here. Gotta make sure no one gets killed over any more dairy products.

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