Chris Bulock helps solve all of my problems. Why just this morning I was in need of guidance, and I found it through the power of Chris.

Here is what I wrote to him:

Zippy-
Is that a monkey in the background?
I have no desire to work today. I want to go home and sleep.
I got a mysterious text message last night, from some character named “Brett” from Malibu, and I don’t know who that could be…The first message said “I am looking for liz” I said, “This is Liz.” He wrote back “its brett from malibu im sorry its late your number just rang out hi” WHAT COULD THIS MEAN?!?

Floozy

Here is his response:

Well,

There is this bell in Malibu. It rings out number sounds. Brett is always listening to the bell. Whenever it rings, he puts the number that it indicates into the phone. Funny thing is, Brett also knows about this other bell that rings out names at the same time that that other bell is going. He has to record the name bell though. The whole thing yields a mysterious text message. And also, the person who responds to his text message with…a golden egg… will become his wife. That’s why Brett listens to the number and name bells. To find a wife. Brett is an egret. It’s hard for an egret to find a human wife. They won’t let him in to clubs. He doesn’t have a job, and he doesn’t go to church. How else would you expect him to meet women. He hasn’t had much luck with the text messaging either, though. His phone is made of sand.

-Brett

Thanks Chris. I feel much better.

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